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Finish this for me...
How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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It takes 3.
McCain to assure everyone that he's not too old to screw in the lightbulb
O'bama to tell everyone he will find a "new approach" to screwing in the lightbulb but hasn't had any experience in the arena so he will unveil his plan soon...
And George W to claim the lightbulb is a weapon of mass destruction--(not to worry, he's seening in troops to screw it up..I mean in!)
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that is funny! 
anybody else want to try their own version?
ha ha
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Glad you think it's funny. I've always wanted to try stand-up but my kids and husband keep telling me I'm not funny!!!  Nice to know I have the support of my family!! Madison
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Let me try. It takes only 1 politician to screw a light bulb. Once he's voted into office, he screws up everything, the light bulb goes doink and we begin to live in the Dark Ages again. How's that Florentin?
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not bad, even better than Madison
sorry Madison, I couldn't resist
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Thanks Florentin, I'll try to come up with another one.
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I counld not even come to close to what Madison said. that is hilarious! 
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Hahhaa. I would say, It doesn`t matter how many politicians it takes cause they all SCREW it up anyway. I think congress would have to vote first to figure out the best way to screw it in.
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I like Madison's answer best. I am not funny enough to come up with my own.
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